me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
ostracizedpoodle: if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself
pokec0re: my entire life is just a test to see if i’ll commit suicide or homicide first
We are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours.– Unknown (via stay-ocean-minded)
hungarian: nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
supjoeey: If you change Tumblr in any way shape or form to advertise or not allow custom html, I will delete and never come back. Sincerely Not Yours, Supjoeey.
vvierd: true embarrassment lies within your first email address
martinseptim: beats by dr. phil
best-of-funny: asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck X